Nunnee

-Do you speak English?
-Yes
-Name?
-Adolf Bumin.
-Sex?
-3 to 5 times a week.
-No, I mean..male/female?
-Yes, male,female and sometimes camels.
-Holy cow!
-Yes, cows, sheep...Animals in general.
-Oh dear,
-No, deer runs too fast.

there was a guy helping his wife out setting up a computer password and he typed "MYPENIS" .his wife fell on the floor laughing because it said "ERROR NOT LONG ENOUGH"!!